as 6 simples regras para a fama

How to make it big in Whoreywood:

1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude at one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.

In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton!

(publicado no site "the bastardly", 07.04.2008)